The Facts of Facelife!
So let’s get this straight. Apparently there are always the following stereotypes on my Facebook feed, as well as maybe yours at any one time.
1. The “thank you my fans” girl/guy.
2. The bandwagon bumrider.
3. The “Imma delete you because I’m better than all of you” girl/guy.
4. (Ja)Bronies.
5. 99% bitchtit hipsters
6. 1% douchetard posers
7. Sycophant bible-thumpers
8. Parasite Athiests
9. One-liners with 100+ comments only because they have big titties
10. No-liners with 200+ comments only because they show big titties
11. Arin Hanson
12. Chris Hansen
13. Chris Hansen posing as a 13-yo Arin Hanson
14. Little Tobacco
15. FARMVILLE! (Ok to delete them)
16. The “send me money so I can go to Dragon Con” girl/guy
17…who also takes her/his clothes off on camera for a lot of money.
18. Hi. Hello. How are you? Why don’t you talk to me?
19. “I’m to busy to talk to my 5 closest relatives, let alone my 2,000 imaginary friends” girl/guy.
20. LBGT marriage hipsters. (All marriage is wrong but I’m quite a hypocrite on this one I’ll admit)
21. Like my pic and help me win. (NOPE.jpg)
22. Skrillfags (Skrillex is cool guy doesn’t afraid)
23. Twighfags (NOPE.jpg)
And
24. George Takei
…my based candyass getting my based oil changed.
